As long as we're together

khajidont:

tell me this happens

i should be studying the brain and spinal cord since I have a test on that tomorrow, but nope. making butt comics instead

(via pomodoko)

“I like Artemis, but I don’t do well with nature. Also, I don’t like hunting. I do like girls, but my girlfriend would not be okay with me hanging out with eighty beautiful women in the wilderness.
She’s kind of possessive that way.”

Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods

Am I the only one who shrieked during this part?

(via likesporcelain)

stannisbaratheon:

@WorstMuse is a relic of the human race

(via herpowerisherown)

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via andythelemon)

“Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them.”
— Unknown  (via mlorets)

(Source: quotable-notable, via herpowerisherown)

swagitsune:

prettiestcaptain:

you can’t stop me, Peter Hale edition

perfect

(via khaleesireyna)

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

(Source: mrssaberhagen, via herpowerisherown)